Sunday, December 9, 2012

X-Men 252: Werewolf Urine

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE EX-MEN SO I GOT SOME X-MEN AND SOME DAWGS AND PUT SOME DAWGS AND EX-MEN IN YOUR X-MEN DAWG. 

CYBORG DOGS? WHOA, COOL!

WOLVERINE STARTS LOOSING HIS SHIT IN THIS ISH.

 NERDS.

WOLVERINE MURDERS SOME CYBERDAWGS.

JUBILEE IS PRETTY STUPID.

TOO BAD LEONARDO WAS THE LAMEST OF ALL THE TURTLES.

YOU HAVE TO BE CLEVER IF YOU ARE GOING TO TRY AND SHOW THE PASSAGE OF TIME IN A SERIES OF STATIC IMAGES. THIS IS A GOOD EXAMPLE BY CONSUMMATE PROFESSIONALS!

When we last saw Wolverine, he being nailed to a fucking cross, but thanks to scrappy asian valley girl mutant Jubilee, he escaped, and now all the evil cyborg bad guys are like, WHERES WOLVERINE AND WEREWOLF URINE (hahah, get it? I liked it).

But Wolviepoo is all fucked up and starts hallucinating. He imagines ghost Nick Fury and ghost Carol Danvers are following him around. But nope, just an underage runaway chick.

Then the two of them fight some cyborgs and cyborg dogs.

The art is a major change up but not too bad. Rick Leonardi has filled in before but Kent Williams is the inker and I don't think I've ever seen anything else he's ever done. He has a very unique, scratchy style. Reminiscent of Sam Keith. Anyway, its fine.

A pretty bad ass cover by Jim Lee inked by Bill Sienkiwicz too. Thats a nifty combo.

The story is also all right. Enjoy the constant references to Die Hard and Lethel Weapon by Jubilee. Hey it's the late 80's, cool!

OK THATS IT FROM ME. SHORT AND SWEET AND NO ITS TIME FOR DIN DIN.