X-Men 207: Ghostse.cx

What we learn this issue which does not include just how exactly we are able to see Wolverine slice through the cover.

THIS ISSUE IS MOSTLY ABOUT PHOENIX II AKA RACHEL SUMMERS, BUT THEY SURE AS SHIT DON'T PUT HER ON THE COVER, BECAUSE SHE HAS A TERRIBLE HAIRCUT AND SUCKS AT EVERYTHING.

RACHEL HAS NIGHTMARES, IN WHICH WOLVERINE JUMPS AROUND AFTER HER LIKE A GOD DAMN SPASTIC CASE.
TOO BAD THIS IS JUST A DREAM SEQUENCE.
RACHEL HAS BEEN POSSESSED AND BEEN MADE TO DO TERRIBLE THINGS, BUT ALSO HAS THE ABILITY TO POSSES OTHER PEOPLE WITH HER MUTANT POWERS. SO HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE REAL RACHEL SUMMERS IS?
HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT THAT RAD SYMBOLISM!
THIS IS THE PUNK ERA OF X-FASHION.

Overall this was an effective issue, despite starring total loser Rachel Summers on almost every panel. Here's a typical scene with Rachel Summers. "Oh boo hoo, I'm from an alternate future and no one understands me here. Boo hoo, back in my past which is an alternate future to this present, I had to wear freaky S&M costumes and hunt down other mutants. Boo hoo some stupid wop died last time I was in SOHO and it's all my fault. WAAAAAAAH!"

Would you like some cheese with that whine? Huh, some fucking cheese to shove in your stupid whiny trap to shut you the fuck up forever maybe? Huh? Bitch? Some fuckin cheese?

"Wine was invented by the Romans. For orgies. But orgies are not so much fun when no one wants to do it with you." - Dr Steve Brule.

Right, anyway, there are some decent scenes too. Like when Rachel is dreaming about her old life in the future's past and is all - "oh, so everything was just a dream, has to be otherwise I'm fucking crazy" - it's cool because it's a 12 Monkeys scenario before 12 Monkeys was a movie.

And also Wolverine gets to act like a bad ass, especially in the dreams, and fulfill all of our fantasies (OK at least mine) and stab stupid Phoenix II to death.

And Phoenix has a decent battle with Selene in the Hellfire club. Bunch of fetishists at that fucking place man. And those stupid ass Morlocks in their ridiculous, impossible underground lair are there for some reason.

Then Wolverine, not in a dream, stabs Rachel Summers in the guts to keep her from killing Selene. But first he plays another around of Bird Game!

No really though, the cliffhanger is Wolverine snikting his claws in to ginger mullet head to prevent her from committing murder. Not sure your logic is sound there, Wolvie, but I stand by your efforts!

LETS HOPE THAT STUPID BITCH DIES NEXT ISSUE!!!