X-Men 195: IT WAS A DANK AND STINKY FART

What we learn this issue besides that the night was dark and stormy and hot and frothy.

FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS THE RADDEST OF ALL X-MEN COVERS EVER. IT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT. IT'S THE BEST.

WOLVERINE IS ABOUT TO SLICE THAT LITTLE KID INTO PIECES! AND HE'S SUCKING DOWN A STOGIE WHILE HE'S DICING HER UP. CHOP CHOP LITTLE GIRL.

THOSE WEINER KIDS ARE CALLED POWER PACK. A FAMILY OF KIDS WITH SUPER POWERS. AND THEIR LAST NAME IS POWERS. AND THERE IS A PACK OF THEM. IT'S FUCKING CLEVER IF YOU'VE JUST LEARNED TO READ I IMAGINE.

THE MORLOCKS FUCK WITH POWER PACK UNTIL THE X-MEN FUCK WITH THE MORLOCKS AND BY THE END OF THE DAY EVERYTHING IS FINE AND BACK TO NORMAL.

THIS AD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMIC SEEMS A LITTLE OUT OF PLACE.

I have a fucking cold, AGAIN, so I don't feel like doing any more MS Paintz up in this bitch or recapping this thing in depth. Plus I spent a while on that fake Child Abuse PSA. I think it turned out pretty well.

This issue was a standard crossover with a semi-related though non-mutant book, Power Pack, who I guess just tussled with the Morlocks to give them an excuse to show up in the higher selling X-Men, one can only assume. It feels very much like a sit-com with a special guest and pretty mucch nothing of consequence. Except check out that the fucking cover! It is so fucking awesome. It has nothing to do with the story inside either. Wolverine never gets confused or tricked into thinking the kids are bad guys or threatens them in anyway. It's just Bill Bad Ass Sienkiewicz drawing one of the dopest picctures of all motherfucking time, just because he feels like it.

BILL SIENKIEWICZ IS THE MASTER.

Nothing else happens worth commenting on so I'm going to go blow all the boogies out of my god damn nose and take some fucking advils. Eat a fucking dick you piece of shit virus.