Tuesday, July 6, 2010

X-Men 152: The Swell Pile of Man Shits

WHAT WE LEARNED IN PART 2 OF THE MIND SWITCHEROOBYROO:

TOOK ME A WHILE TO WORK OUT A PARODY FOR "THE HELLFIRE GAMBIT" BUT I'M FINE WITH HOW THAT TURNED OUT. REALLY, I LIKE IT, SO WHATEVER, MAN.

THOSE HELLFIRE HENCHMEN FUCKERS WOLVERINE SLICED TO RIBBONS IN X-MEN 133 DIDN'T DIE BUT ARE NOW CYBORGS? FUCK THAT! ALLRIGHT SO CYBORGS ARE RAD, BUT FUCKIN WOLVERINE CUT THEM TO PIECES, THEY SHOULD BE FUCKIN DEAD.

NIGHTCRAWLER'S GIRLFRIEND AMANDA USES MAGIC TO FREE THE X-MEN WHO DEFEAT THE HELLFIRE CLUB (AGAIN) AND STORM AND EMMA FROST SWITCH BACK BY NORMAL, ALSO WITHOUT EXPLANATION, BECAUSE FUCK IT.

AND I GUESS SOME OTHER SHIT HAPPENS, I LIKE WOLVERINE HOLDING STORM BACK AT THE END BECAUSE SHE IS MAJORLY PMS'ING OVER EMMA'S DIRTY POOL. WOW THATS SO FUCKING INTERESTING, WHAT A CRAZY TWIST ON THE CHARACTERIZATION IN AN ISSUE FULL OF LITERAL ROLE SWITCHING. CLAREMONT YOU HAVE THE SKILLS OF A MASTER CRAFTSMAN THATS FOR SURE.

WHATEVER HERE IS THE FUCKING CARTOON

AH YES, HOT LESBIANS, WE ALL LOVE THEM!

AND IF YOU HAVE A HARD ON FOR A SKILLED, THOUGHTFUL SUMMARY AND ACCOMPANYING COMMENTARY, BY ALL MEANS GET YOUR BONERS TWANGING THISAWAY.

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