Sunday, June 5, 2011

X-Men Annual 8: The Adventures of Lotspeen the Space Dadgum and her Pet Yooman Kiddie Prinus

Another pretty useless annual. 90% of the story is Colossus' sister and Kitty Pwide's best friend, Illyana telling a story about how Kitty and her dragon, Lockpeen, love each other. Its truly a bestiality yarn for all ages.

To commemorate such a boring fucking issue, I made my dumbest hand drawn MS Paint masterpiece yet.
The only thing that I can remember that I wanted to point out is at one point, Storm (doing a miserable Han Solo impression, woof), drives a spaceship through a black hole. On the other side of the black hole, instead of a singularity of infinite density out of which no light can escape, Storm and her crew find that the stars are now black and space is white. THATS NOT WHAT A BLACK HOLE IS.

Anyway, the art is pretty dope. Pencils and inks by Steve Leihola. During the space adventure he adds a cartoony touch, but back in the "real" world things are a bit grittier.

Oh and also, after the campfire story is over its strongly implied that Wolverine bones Kitty's dance instructor, Stevie Hunter. Go get that nonnie, Logan. Own that shit.

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