WHAT WE LEARNED THIS ISSUE OF TRADING PLACES AND FREAKY FRIDAYS:
I'M TIRED OF WRITING RECAPS SO JUST DEAL WITH ME SCREAMING THESE OBSERVATIONS IN CAPSLOCK, BABY
KITTY'S BECOME A CHILD OF DIVORCE AND SO HER PARENTS SEND HER TO THE HELLFIRE CLUB RUN EVIL MASSACHUSETTS ACADEMY FOR NO GOOD REASON BUT FOR THE PLOT'S SAKE
SO XAVIER'S SCHOOL FOR GIFTED YOUNGSTER'S IS DOWN TO ZERO STUDENTS. THAT'S GOTTA HURT THEIR ALUMNI PLEDGE DRIVE.
WITH DIVORCED PARENTS, NO ONE WANTS TO TELL KITTY TO PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON MISSY AND STOP STROLLING ABOUT LIKE COMMON STREET TRASH. SERIOUSLY, SHE'S 13, ENOUGH WITH THE BIKINIS AND PEDO-CHEESECAKE.
AND WHY IS THERE A MASSIVE COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM KITTY? PR0N, THAT'S FUCKIN WHY.
THE BIG TWIST IS EMMA FROST AND STORM CHANGE BODIES BY MEANS OF, WELL BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME, ITS NEVER EXPLAINED, BUT THATS HOW IT GOES.
MORE HELLFIRE HENCHMEN! LETS DO THE ROLL CALL! Harvey! Janet! (HEY IT'S A LADY!) Salvatore! Cam! Jacko! Mancusi! Skipper! Murray! Angelo! Cole! Rosen! Lou!
NIGHTCRAWLER AND AMANDA SEFTON GET WITH SOME HOT MUTANT ELF ON GYPSY SORCERESS ACTION!
MORE BIG EVIL PURPLE ROBOTS ATTACK!
I'M FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHOUTING!
If you seriously want a recap, just check out this kick ass blog: http://geoffklock.blogspot.com/search/label/Claremont This guy Jason knows his shit and is almost done doing the WHOLE Claremont run with REAL analysis, not a bunch of bad MS Paint and dick and fart jokes. BUT GUESS WHAT? I LOVE DICKS AND FARTS, SO THIS ISN'T GOING TO END EITHER, NOT BY A LONGSHOT HOT DAMN IT.
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