WHAT WE LEARNED IN THIS QUEER ISSUE:
ALL ACTION PAUSES WHILE KITTY TELLS A BEDTIME STORY TO COLOSSUS' LITTLE SISTER ILLYANA
THATS FUCKING IT, THE STORY IS ILLUSTRATED AND TAKES UP MOST OF THE BOOK AND ALL THE X-MEN HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH LAME FANTASY WIZARD HOBBIT SHIT
ALSO WOLVERINE IS A BEER CHUGGING TASMANIAN DEVIL TYPE CALLED THE FIEND WITH NO NAME
AND NIGHTCRAWLER IS A LECHEROUS SMURF
ALSO FUCK THIS, I READ IT A THOUSAND TIMES AS A YOUNGSTER AND LOVED IT BUT GUESS WHAT, I AINT NO FUCKIN KID ANYMORE, NO SIR, I'M A GROWN MAN, LIKE THAT OSU FOOTBALL COACH
Yeah, that's it. there's really nothing else to it. Moving on!
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