X-men 165: trans dong rication

WHAT CAN SUCK ONE FOR SPORT AND PLEASURE:

WELL THIS SHOULD BE FUN - ITS 330 AND IM SOZZLED

FIRST OF ALL, WOLVERINE SHOULD not BE ABLE TO USE HIS CLAWS TO STOP HIM FLYING INTO THE HOLE IN THE HULL. HIS CLAWS SHOULD RIP THROUGH THE SPACECRAFT MATERIAL LIKE BUTTER. HORSESHIT I SAY.

SECOND OF ALL, CYCLOPS, GREAT LEADER THOUGH HE IS, SHOULD not BE ABLE TO BE HEARD OVER THE DIN OF THE TORNADO LIKE SUCTION WIND THATS FUCKING UP THE ENTIRE SPACECRAFT.

STEVEHUNTER AND MOIRA ARE JUST GOING TO RELAX POOLSIDE WHILE X-MEN ARE DEFYING DEATH UP IN SPACE?!?!?! REALLY???? SEAWARD, BOTH OF THEM

COLOSSUS AND KITTY, SCANDOLOUS, FOR REAL.

TYPOSE ABOUND, FUCK IT.

So, strom knows theres a brood growing her, and her solution is to fly, in a space ship, into the galactic core. so, that should vaporize her, but instead she melds, or something, with a giant space whale names an acanti. this happens.

then storm shows up in spirit form to the x knobs and its weird. then wolverine tells knocght crawler that hes an atheist, BECASUE HE IS AWESOME. then everyone fucks around like giant pussiews.

then theyre all like, why is storm here, she should be dead. then kitty has an awesome scene where she contemplates death, and claremont does his best work and says (thru colossus): " we are dying kitty, what you do not comprehend, is that we are dying from the moment off birth, indeed from the instant of conception. creation bears within itself the seeds of its own destruction. our lives are finite things. we live our alloted spans and no more."

fuckin a right. then thery make out. thats fucking wrong for a 19 year old and a 14 year old. sorry its true, weirdos.

then they get swallowed by the giant space whale that has mearged its sole with storm and its like, fuck this, next issue please.

also its paul smith the artist not dave cockrum, so its a million times better. smith gets better in the next issues but i think its also the inker, bob wiack getting more comfortable than anything. either way im done typing this shit and go ahead and fuck all this shit. touchdown x-men. good night and extra point for everyone;. SPACE TOUCHDOWNS THAT IS>