What were learn this issue besides that Africa fucking sucks and is a fucking up piece of garbage. I mean what the fuck, Africa, get your shit together. This is a fucking joke, you are an embarrassment to other continents. Fucking Africa. Shit.
STROM JUST WALKS AROUND AND FINDS SOME FUCKING CAR WRECK WITH A PREGNANT LADY IN IT.
NO WAIT, SHE HALLUCINATES FIRST, THEN FINDS THE PREGGO WOMAN.
THEY WALK AROUND AFRICA, WHICH IS A DISGUSTING MESS. FUCKING SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE. LOOK AT THIS GOD DAMN PILE OF CRAP.
THEN STORM AND THE LADY AND HER PRE-HUMAN FIND SOME SHITTY VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. IT IS FILTHY, LIKE A FUCKING PIGSTY. DISGUSTING.
BECAUSE THE TOWN IS SO FUCKING MISERABLE, WHEN STORM SUCCESSFULLY GUIDES THE LADY THROUGH CHILDBIRTH, AN OLD DUDE IN THE VILLAGE GOES TO THE TOP OF A HILL AND MAKES HIMSELF DIE. WITH HIS MIND. WHILE TINY LITTLE FIREWORKS GO OFF ALL AROUND THEM. I'M NOT KIDDING.
Apparently the village at one point knew how to farm. And they had lots of food and money. Then they fucked up one too many times and now they are literally starving to death. They also were traditional African tribal clothing and dance around like savages. So big whoop. Back to where they started. What's the big deal?I suppose there is a "lesson" to be learned, like don't abuse technology at the expense of ruining the environment, but it's telling in this comic and hackneyed and overwrought. The only real lesson to learn is this: DON'T LIVE IN AFRICA.
And don't go there unless you want to kill some animals and then get the fuck out.
I don't know if anyone else knows this, but I've been to Africa. It's true. It was actually pretty cool. But there was also a bunch of total shit parts. I mean like all ass. Fucking wretched.
Anyway, Barry Windsor-Spliffs draws the hell out of this, but most of the comic is dumb. Still, some really spectacular art. And now Storm is ready to rejoin the X-Tards. Next fucking issue!
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