What we learned this issue besides the fact that Wolverine and Sabretooth are suuuuuuuper gay for each other.
HOMOSCHEDULES.
HEY WHATS UP WITH THIS PURPLED HAIRED LADY NAMED SILOCK? SHE TURNS INTO A YELLOW BUTTERFLY AND TRIES TO SEX UP ROGUE? WHAT IS IT THE FUCK?????????
LATER LESBIAN CALLISTO LAMBASTES LOSER LEADER STORM
MAGNETO IS LIKE, Y'ALL BEST SLIDE UP ON MY PIECE LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, F'REAL, YO.
DON'T FORGET ALISON FUCKIN BLAIRE'S RETURN TO THE FUGGIN EGGSMEN THRU THE SHEER WILL OF HER DESIRE OF A DEEP DUECE DICKING.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW FUCKIN WACK THE FUGGIN AETIES WERE?
OH AND SABRETOOTH WRECKS HOUSE FOR A WHILE
HAVE SOME GOD DAMN TACT FOR ONCE WHY DON'T YOU FUGGIN MAGNEETOGA
SO MUCH SLOBBER.
LISTEN: SMOKING CIGARETTES MAKES YOU COOL. ITS A SAD FACT BUT IT'S TRUE.
OK so mostly this was Pyslocke's introduction to the eggsmans but also the wrap up for the mutaint mASSacre. the mutie massacre was the first big xover and it was awesome but it also lacked in many ways. it didnt flow well, it added tie ins for reasons of creator friendship and not for story purposes (Thor had no business being part of this story, nor Power Pack. The whole business was a Weezie + Walt Simonson and Claremont friendship pals for comics party). I definitely forgot what i was talking about just now
Listen it is because I've been drinking.
OK so the cover is all about sabraytoots and woolveaine chomping on each other's flesh but really psyloch fights more with psabertooth than wolfiereene. and its basically the end of the Morlocks as a huge community and now they'll just pop up ever now and then at Moira MacTaggart's Scottish land of stupid mutant dikheads.
allright i need to go to bed. Fun issue. Good fight between beastie sons of bitches with claws and shit. and psylocke FOCUSES THE TOTALITY OF HER PSYCIC POWERS. Except not yet. That Claremontism is saved for later,
OK BED TIME GOD DAMN IT.
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