Before we continue, I'd like to address the question that I often ask myself: Why the fuck am I doing this? If a bigger exercise in pathetic futility exists then I've not yet countenanced it. I can't possibly conjure any reasonable answer, so I'll just let let Phil, Gus and Ralph speak for me, in words more expertly chosen than I could have come up with on my own.
you have to wait until about the 9 minute mark. but once you have, it begs the question, why the fuck not? and of course there is no answer to that imponderable. the entire raison detre is itself. also I'm drunk and bored.
you have to wait until about the 9 minute mark. but once you have, it begs the question, why the fuck not? and of course there is no answer to that imponderable. the entire raison detre is itself. also I'm drunk and bored.
ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, THE BEAST IS CARRYING AN UNCONSCIOUS PHOENIX THROUGH AN ANTARCTIC BLIZZARD.
SHIT.
BUT OF COURSE THEY DONT DIE, A FUCKING HELICOPTER THAT SHOULD NEVER IN EIGHT HUNDRED BILLION YEARS BE IN ANTARCTICA RESCUES THEM.
whatever, enough off them. back to the x-gashes who all we think are all dead. THEY ARE NOT DEAD!
WHA?
thats right they battled their way out of the molten MAGMA and are now in the SAVAGE (THAT ASS) LAND. the savageland is a tropical rain forest replete with dinos and such from the jurassic age anachronistically left over due to geo-thermal volcanic activity that heats the entire zone.
OK WHATEVER. The second half of the book is the x-poos fighting nasty dinozards and xavier feeling so sorry for his dead pupils but then the x-butts find they are FACE TO FACE WITH THE DEADLY VAMPIRE PTERODACTYL NAMED SAURON and the book ends on a cliffhanger.
Oh shit i need to include a yonder cartoon.
You see those are lines from the movie FULL METAL JACKET and often i am distracted by thoughts of movies of tremendous renowned such as those. Also I sometimes spend over half an hour on youtube listenign clips i found after typing in FAITH NO MORE LIVE into the search the box. so you see i live a charmed life.
also of note:
- wolverine wrecks house once again, i mean like every panel he is in he dominates. its tought to think that claremont and byrne knew they had a future multi million dollar property on their hands but they sure had great prescience if they didn't.
- cyclops shaves himself a pr0n stache at one point and thats how i drew him up there
- there is a quite exquisite panel of jean grey holding xavier's hand while they morn the x-men's (supposed) death in the x-mansion thats is drawn beautifully by bynre with the cross hatched shadow of the window blinds falling on both of them. it's really nice if i do say so.
- storm's got some tig ole biddies yes she does!
ok i think thats it. sauron v the x-hogs next round i think is up. now i'll fix myself another tasty libation yes? ok well not so tasty, but it will still meet the requirement of containing that sweet sweet booze i crave so bad.
the end.
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