X-Men 172: Harlot in Orgy

What we learned this issue in both scarlet and glory, whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean

WOLVERINE STARTS HIS SLOW DOWNWARD DESCENT TO TOTAL PUSSYDOM

THOUGH HE DID JUST STRAIGHT UP MURDER AN OLD MAN IN HIS LIMITED SERIES THAT JUST TOOK PLACE, AND WHICH FREAKS THE FUCK OUT OF COLOSSUS AND KITTY PRYDE.

SAYING YOU KILLED A DUDE AROUND THE X-MEN IS LIKE USING A RACIAL SLUR AROUND POLITE COMPANY. FUCKIN LIGHTEN UP YOU GOD DAMN BORING ASSHOLES.

OH YEAH, AND THE X-MEN ARE IN JAPAN BECAUSE WOLVERINE IS GOING TO GET MARRIED, HENCE THE TRANSFORMATION INTO A GAPPING VAGINA.

THERES LIKE, FULL ON NINJAS AND SHIT EVERYWHERE

WOLVERINE ALSO PLOWED A PSYCHO NINJA BABE NAMED YURIKO. YOU'D ACTUALLY BE HARD PRESSED TO FIND A PYSCHO NINJA BABE THIS SIDE OF CREATION THAT WOLVERINE HASN'T BEEN BALLS DEEP IN.

STORM ALSO APPEARS TO BE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF BEING POSSESSED BY THE PHOENIX FORCE, EXCEPT (SPOILY POO POO ALERT) ITS ALL JUST A RED HERRING THATS NEVER EXPLAINED LATER. FUCKING WACK BULLSHIT, CLAREMONT.

FUN TIMES WITH FART TEA FOR ALL THE X-PALS:

Wolverine is back from his limited series, a classic by Frank Miller and Chris Claremont, it just should never have involved fucking Wolverine. Claremont basically just continued the limited series spin off in the regular X-Men series, as all the X-Bungs show up in Japan and mix it up with all the ninjas and crime lords and other sundry slanty eyed types from the limited series. Even Paul Smith seems to be channeling his inner Frank Miller with lots of homage-y panel lay outs. He always draws some bad ass fight scenes, although they mostly involve Yuriko, and not any of the actual X-Sharts.

Anyway, the fart tea was actually poison tea and that takes out most of the X-Men except Wolvie and Stormy and Rogue-ain. So after some fuckin plot and action I don't feel like going over, we're all set up for next issue with Wolverine and Rogue pairing off to go fuck up ninja assholes and Storm and Yuriko together again for hot interracial tribbing.

And the villains are the Silver Samurai and Viper and maybe some other Jap mobster ninja types, I don't really remember. It's a good bet that whoever else they may be, they are all into tentacle porn, because all fucking japanese people are crazy for that shit.

well, maybe next issue i will think of funnier things to type, but probably not. oh well.