What the three fuggin bears taught us this issue:
THE GOLDILOCKS SYNDROME IS WHEN YOU COME AND YOU FINE PEOPLE IN YOUR HOUSE. IN THIS CASE, THE NEW MUTANTS ARE SUBSTITUTES FOR BEARS. BULLSHIT, THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR BEARS, EXCEPT BEARS DRIVING CARS.
THE NEWD MUTAINTS AND THE X-BEARS FIGHT, FOR NOT FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER, EXCEPT HOW ELSE IS CLAREMONT GOING TO SHOW EVERYONE WHAT THE NUDE MOOTANTS' POWERS ARE?
OH ALLRIGHT, THEYRE FIGHTING BECAUSE XAVIER IS MANIPULATING THEM BECAUSE HE'S BEEN SECRETLY TURNED INTO AN ALIEN BUG SPECIES, THE BROOD!
BUT THEN XAVIER GETS BETTER BECAUSE THE STARJAMMER'S FLYING ROBOT DOCTOR INSECT SAVES HIS LIFE. OH LOOK, STARJAMJOBS AS DEUS EX MACHINA. AGAIN. NO NEED TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT DYING AROUND THESE FUCKERS. JUST GO NUTS.
LILANDRA IS BACK AS EMPRESS OF THE SHI'AR EMPIRE AND SHE FUCKS OFF THE IMPERIAL GAURD TO DEAL WITH THE FANTASTIC FOUR IN THIER FUCKING COMIC BOOK AND XAVIER STAYS AT HOME AND ITS LIKE THE END OF A SHITTY EPISODIC TV SHOW CAUSE EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL UNTIL NEXT WEEK'S HILARIOUS CAPER OR HARROWING HIJINKS.
XAVIER IS GOING TO BE THE SEXY BALD CRIPPLED MEAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOIRA AND LILANDRA SEX SANDWICH.
KITTY PRYDE IS FUCKIN FIRED!
BEHOLD, A MASTERPIECE:
This is a fine issue if you can get past the name, which makes no sense (par for the course).
and then i was going finish this right up but i then i got drunk. so i got nothing now. it was a nice normal friday and i had a few good men on tnt but cest la vie. good issue, paul smith is the man and im im done. ext issue, KITTY PRYDE VS XAVIER. nice.
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