so i was going to wait to do the next issue but then i realized that it was a throwaway issue that used to happen when the people who normally do the comic fall drastically behind schedule and they use some issue that they had the back up guys create around the same time they first launched the series so they could use that to plug the gap so they dont miss a ship date.
FASCINATING I KNOW RIGHT?
so the first two pages is xavier about to be attacked by firelord from the last issue and then he goes "oh man i'm having a dream!" and then the rest of the comic is some shittyly drawn and shittyly scripted comic where xavier dreams the new x-mena and the old x-men fight each other.
OH WOW, WHAT A COOL IDEA, TOO BAD THEY ALREADY DID THAT IN ISSUE 100 ASSHOLES.
oh and check this out, the issue ends with xavier waking up and going, "Whew, it was all a dream."
of course it would have been WAY cooler if he then turned to the reader and said "OR WAS IT???" but no, this issue is totally without any redeemable qualaties. it sucks my ass and here is what xavier is like all the time because of his stupid annoying as hell dreams that they postponed revealing what they were all about for this awful fucking piece of shit filler issue:
man, shut the fuck up xavier. finally next issue we find out what the fuck all these space dreams were about because the x-men are in space about to handle some fuckin space business.but im done for now and hooray for beers and you know SNL wasnt nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be but it also wasnt great and you know what is totally great? in exactly 15 years from when this fucking issue was hanging out in drugstores and newsstands throughout the country is when faith no more released the best fucking album in american history. DONT BELIEVE ME? WELL LISTEN TO THIS AND HAVE YOUR FUCKING MIND CHANGED FOREVER.
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