X-Men 255: Crash in Bergs!

WHAT IS THIS A COMIC BOOK ABOUT THE TITANIC? HAHA GET IT? ACTUALLY ITS A COMIC BOOK WITH A BITCHLOAD OF VIOLENCE IN IT. SO ITS GREAT! OBVS!



 

NICE PIETA BRO. NICE FUCKIN PIETA.

 

THATS JUST SOME GOOD CYBORG ON WOMAN VIOLENCE. REALLY SUPERB.

 



SO THEY'RE DEAD.

THIS IS TRULEY ONE OF THE BEST SEQUENCES EVER. THE BLOB IS TREMENDOUS. AND LOOK AT THE CYBORGS TRYING TO RUN AWAY. WAY TO GO MRS CLAREMONT AND SILVESTRI! YOU ARE THE BIG WINNERS!

 THIS LADY DEATHSTRIKE CHARACTER IS SAVAGE. QUITE.

 SO STONEWALL'S DEAD.

SKULLBUSTER IS DEAD TOO.

 



SHE'S DEAD.

UGH, I WISH FORGE WAS DEAD. LOOK AT HIM! LOOK AT THAT FACE! DIE FORGE! DIE AND NEVER COME BACK!

Actually, Warren Ellis turned Forge into a complete psychopath and then killed him off in his recent and excellent run on Astonishing X-Men. Warren Ellis is fucking great.

So Mystique and the some other former villains who are now part of the US government sponsored mutant team ironically called Freedom Force are dispatched, along with shitty Forge, to rescue the Muir Island C-list supporting characters from the killer cyborgs known as the Reavers, because they will fucking REAVE you and not even think twice.

It's an awesome battle, as you can see, and a bunch of people die. I mean they are fucking ENDED. VIOLENTLY. Sometimes it seems like for no reason. Claremont is just indiscriminately offing folks. Like Stonewall, normally he'd just get fucked up by Pierce and they'd be alike, "Oh man, Stonewall, you got fucked up!" And then everything would be fine. But this time he's just fucking dead.

And Destiny dies off page. It's implied that Legion, Professor Xavier's psychotic love child, is responsible, but we don't know for sure. Either way, fucking dead.

The only thing that stops the blood shed is Forge finally assembles his BFG (big fucking gun, duh) and blows away one of the Reavers. So they teleport away, or "rabbit" in Claremontese.

And in a new subplot, we finally see Pyslocke again, having not seen her since her passage through the Siege 'deus ex machina' Perilous. She's being held captive by the Hand, a deadly clan of ninjas headquartered in a secret the South East Asian island.

We also see the Shadow King chase after 10 year old Storm in Kayrow, Illanoy. He also kills a dude.

BECAUSE ITS JUST ANOTHER BODY MURDER.

Anyway, fun stuff all around, even if it's another issue without Wolverine and the rest of the A-Team. More ninjas in the next issue, I think. My ninjas. Haha like the juggaloes like to say.