STAR 69 IS ACTUALLY A SONG BY FATBOY SLIM RIGHT? I SUPPOSE I COULD JUST LOOK IT UP.
ANYWAY, THE COVER TURNED OUT NICELY!
FUCKIN CARL MONDAY.
SO THAT CRAZY JAGOV ON THE COVER WANTS TO KILL DAZZLER.
SO HE PRACTICES ON MANAQUINS. NORMAL SO FAR.
DAZZLER IS IN SOME MOVIE OR SOME SHIT. TRY THE PENIS IN THE POPCORN BRO.
COLOSSUS' DREAM WOMAN
ALMOST GETS RAPED.
PHEW!
THE GUY WHO WANTS TO KILL DAZZLER IS INVOLVED IN SOME SLAPSTICK. WACKITTY SMACKITTY!
DAZZLER DRESSES LIKE COMMON STREET TRASH. LIKE A REAL HOOKER.
THESE MCPOYLE-ESQUE TWINS ARE CALLED FENRIS. THEY ARE DICKS. THEY KILL SOME WOMAN NAMED CYLLA, WHO WAS HANGING OUT WITH BANSHEE AND FORGE, WHO HAVE BOTH LEFT MUIR ISLAND.
SO SHE'S DEAD.
THIS GUY, BEALE I THINK, IS SUPER GAKKED OUT ON BLOW. FUN.
DRUGS.
So Dazzler doesn't die but hypnotizes this guy with mind bullets PTEW PYEW PYEW (or if you are the New York Giants 1st round draft pick of 2013, PUGH PUGH PUGH).
Colossus still has amnesia. And, uh, I dunno, I guess that's it. A mostly Dazzler issue. Pretty meh. Though I am really enjoying Silvestri's art. Perfect blend of cartoon and realism.
OK whatever, this issue is done.
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