X-Men 140: RAGE... against the small peen

WHAT LEARNED THIS ISSUE:

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HECTARES OF LAND CLEAR COLOSSUS

STORM AINT TALKIN NO JIVE TURKEY

THE PROVERBIAL ROOF IS ABOUT TO FALL THE FUCK IN ON NIGHTCRAWLER

WENDIGO, WOLVERINE AND SNOW BIRD ALL RAGE THEIR RESPECTIVE ASSES OFF LIKE FILTHY SAVAGES

I'M SICK OF FUCKING LAME ASS CANADA ALREADY

This ish starts with a random convo between Colossus and Angel where they talk about how they both now have vaginas. Then, in an even randomer scene, Storm gets hit on by some jive talking black streotype and she rebuffs him, because she is probably lezzie. He's how Claremont thought a black person would hit on Ororo Munroe: "Hey, mama, wait up! Sweet thing, I am one fine dude, you are one fine fox, this is one fine night. What say we make beautiful music together?"

Fucking racist dude.

Then Wolvie, Crawler, Vindicator, Snowbird and Shaman fight the albino Canadian bigfoot named Wendigo. Wendigo is a fucking beast, literally, and he wails on everyone for a while, until Snowbird, who normally looks like a hot blonde babe, turns into some rabid creature and for some reason is able to take down Wendigo with her berserker rage (because Wolverine's berserker rage was not enough, seriously).

Then, when Wendigo is knocked out, Shaman uses some fruity Native American spell to undo the Wendigo curse and turn the monster into some dude, who is then arrested for eating a bunch of innocent people. I know it sounds harsh, since the dude was under a spell, but check this out, Vindicator, Captain Canada himself, says, and I quote, "Under Canadian law, he is culpable for any crimes he committed as Wendigo".

Man, so fucking glad Canadian Parliment had the forsight to right a law specifically for guys cursed into becoming albino bigfoot monsters and any crimes they commit there as.

Also we learn a little bit more about Wolverine in a flashback, where he tells his Canadian friends that he doesn't like how the Canadian government put adamantium in his body and made him kill people at their behest.

Ok, fucking awesome, I always wanted to know that about you fuckin Wolverine. This issue was totally fine, next issue though, fucking dope ass DAYS OF FUTURE ASS. VERY NICE BRO.